This evening I taught Mr. C. Cow a little bit about auto maintenance when we stopped for Dinner. I had to explain that a jack is not used to lift various things like a picnic table or a box of crackers. Unless the crackers have a flat tire.
Here are a few phrases I never thought I would ever say but did while explaining all of this to Mr. C. Cow:
“Don’t put that that in your mouth! It’s covered in motor oil!”
“No. Cows do not have to change their personal spark plugs. Cows DO NOT HAVE spark plugs!”
“I don’t think that a cow has ACTUALLY jumped over the moon. What does this have to do with auto care?”
“We DO NOT test if the engine is cool with our tongue!”
I don’t EVEN want to get into the whole “dip stick” conversation. I love Mr. C. Cow but sometimes he can be trying.