In all of our travels we sometimes run into some really funny looking safety signs. Sometimes Mr. C. Cow and I like to guess what we think the signs are actually trying to tell us.
The other day, while visiting a place of industry, we took a bunch of pictures of the safety signs and thought we would try our hand at guessing them (completely wrong I might add).
No Broadway Musical Numbers Allowed!
Clearly someone has been watching too many musicals and was inspired to sing and dance while operating machinery. Something this sign, clearly, states it doesn’t like. Party pooper!
Do Not Limbo Under Forks!
Do Not Use Forklift For Step Exercises!
Staying healthy is important. Doing it on a forklift is not recommended. Limbo action should be done using the proper limbo equipment. If you want to do stair stepping exercises then use stairs.
Your Arm Is Not A Chainsaw!
I know we’ve all seen someone’s groovy chainsaw arm in a movie before BUT this sign clearly states that we are not going to see it here. Just don’t do it!
This one is super easy!
Danger! No Smoking While Dressed As Ziggy Stardust!
He played guitar he DID NOT smoke while in a work zone.
Someone should hire Mr. C. Cow and I to make safety signs. We could keep you safe from things like overcooked grilled cheese sandwiches and falling meatballs.
Location: Somewhere In Virginia
In all seriousness….listen to safety signs and be safe people. Don’t be stupid!