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Resolve This!

Happy New Year to all!

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Mr. C. Cow and I always try to come up with some sort of New Years resolution every year. I was able to keep my promise of never diving off a cliff into any sort of body of water. Mr. C. didn’t eat any strange donuts he found on the ground. Hey…at least it’s something!

This year we have each come up with a new set of resolutions to try to keep for 2017. 

Mr. C. Cow’s Five Resolutions For 2017

To stop, accidentally, kicking floor mats out of the camper without noticing. We estimate that we have spent at least $100 this year from him kicking one when getting in/out of the camper and not noticing. There is probably some lucky person out there with a mismatched set of floor mats they have never had to pay for. You’re welcome!

If the camper informs us that the door is “ajar” Mr. C. Cow will no longer get confused and wonder what it is a jar of. Peanut butter? Jelly? “Ajar” is not the same as “a jar” and he promises he will try to remember that.

Chewing gum cannot be used as a handyman fix-it-all. It cannot fill cracks in walls. It cannot glue wood together. It cannot be used on paper in place of a post-it note. Gum is for chewing. Not for fixing.

Don’t sweat the small stuff. If you do then just put more deodorant on. Don’t be stinky!

These boots are made for walking. They are not made for eating. They are also not made for chewing. They are definitely not made to be used as a rolling-pin. Mr. C. Cow promises to use boots the proper way this year. (Even if he has to wear them.)

Cerulean’s Five Resolutions For 2017

I shall not be so hard on Mr. C. Cow when he “taste tests” a place mat, “accidentally” chews on a door mat, or even licks someone named “Matt”. We all make mistakes!

NEVER walk into a gas station again (even if it is 3am) to buy toilet paper because SOMEONE ate the last roll WITHOUT doing your hair properly. I don’t want to talk about it.

Restock the “first aid kit” with more tiny booze bottles. We always seem to run out of medical help.

Hug everyone more. I need hugs. You need hugs. Everyone needs a hug. Why don’t we hug enough?

Drink more martini’s. I’m not sure if this is possible but DANG IT I am willing to find out!

Happy New Year To You All! May 2017 not suck as much as 2016!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

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