Posted in Nature, News, Park, Tourist Attraction

Cocktail Constitutional

Mr. C. Cow and I didn’t go out to a bar or pub or brew-ha-ha for St. Patrick’s Day this year. Yes, we did have a cocktail BUT we drank it in the middle of the woods on a night hike. It beats driving around with all the yahoo’s drinking dyed green beer. Not being anti-social or anti-green beer but I knew it was just going to be a hassle to get a decent drink anywhere.

Mr. C. was all for having a bit of the ol’ spirits on a night hike to celebrate. He kept coming up with cool names to call it.

Highball Hike

Whiskey Walk

Tequila Trek

My personal favorite was “Martini March”. Sounds like I should wear some sort of big hat and carry a baton. (Mr. C. Cow could play the triangle.)

Speaking of hats, Mr. C. decided that, being St. Patrick’s day and all, that he needed to go all out with the green swag. We’re talking green hat, sunglasses, and (the icing on green cake) sparkly green hoofs. How does one green sparkle one’s hoofs? Apparently with a lot of hoof cosmetic glue and enough glitter to start your own craft store. See for yourself:

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Sparkle That Walk!!

Being a night hike and all it was difficult to get the best picture of him but I was able to properly capture his holiday cheer. Not only did this photo capture the pure essence of a Mr. C. Cow outfit it has also came in handy to prove that we saw weird “sky squids” floating around. It wasn’t just the hiking cocktails! We would have stopped to ask what they were doing squid-squashing around in the night sky but we couldn’t get close enough.

If we ever run into any “sky squids” again we need to have a chat because squishing around the sky looks AWESOME!

Hope you all had a wonderful and safe St. Patrick’s Day!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

 

Background Image: Pantheon Forest (M) in Second Life. (Don’t know what Second Life is? Check out their official website HERE!)

Mr. C. Cow drawing (I should say realistic photo!) by yours truly.

Current News:

I wanted to share with all of you my new website that I just started this past Sunday. It’s called “Lizzy Zilla” and follows the adventures of a GIANT lizard just trying to make it in a “dog eat dog get eaten by  a lizard” kinda world. My artwork borders on “drunken toddler with crayons” when it comes to style so I hope it makes you laugh as much as it makes us laugh. (Mr. C. Cow thinks it’s funny as all get out!) Please share with your friends because I would love to share my crazy humor with everyone! (Currently updates with a new comic every Sunday.)

Lizzy Zilla

 

 

 

Posted in Holiday, News

Resolve This!

Happy New Year to all!

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Mr. C. Cow and I always try to come up with some sort of New Years resolution every year. I was able to keep my promise of never diving off a cliff into any sort of body of water. Mr. C. didn’t eat any strange donuts he found on the ground. Hey…at least it’s something!

This year we have each come up with a new set of resolutions to try to keep for 2017. 

Mr. C. Cow’s Five Resolutions For 2017

To stop, accidentally, kicking floor mats out of the camper without noticing. We estimate that we have spent at least $100 this year from him kicking one when getting in/out of the camper and not noticing. There is probably some lucky person out there with a mismatched set of floor mats they have never had to pay for. You’re welcome!

If the camper informs us that the door is “ajar” Mr. C. Cow will no longer get confused and wonder what it is a jar of. Peanut butter? Jelly? “Ajar” is not the same as “a jar” and he promises he will try to remember that.

Chewing gum cannot be used as a handyman fix-it-all. It cannot fill cracks in walls. It cannot glue wood together. It cannot be used on paper in place of a post-it note. Gum is for chewing. Not for fixing.

Don’t sweat the small stuff. If you do then just put more deodorant on. Don’t be stinky!

These boots are made for walking. They are not made for eating. They are also not made for chewing. They are definitely not made to be used as a rolling-pin. Mr. C. Cow promises to use boots the proper way this year. (Even if he has to wear them.)

Cerulean’s Five Resolutions For 2017

I shall not be so hard on Mr. C. Cow when he “taste tests” a place mat, “accidentally” chews on a door mat, or even licks someone named “Matt”. We all make mistakes!

NEVER walk into a gas station again (even if it is 3am) to buy toilet paper because SOMEONE ate the last roll WITHOUT doing your hair properly. I don’t want to talk about it.

Restock the “first aid kit” with more tiny booze bottles. We always seem to run out of medical help.

Hug everyone more. I need hugs. You need hugs. Everyone needs a hug. Why don’t we hug enough?

Drink more martini’s. I’m not sure if this is possible but DANG IT I am willing to find out!

Happy New Year To You All! May 2017 not suck as much as 2016!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Posted in Holiday, News, Tourist Attraction

Happy Ho Ho Holidays!

We wanted to wish everyone a wonderful holiday! 

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Yesterday Mr. C. Cow had an accident while wrapping presents. It’s nothing serious. He just got wrapped up in tape. It started with him attempting to hold the tape with his mouth and ended with his tongue getting all taped up along with the rest of him. The only thing that was hurt was his pride.

The holiday season is a busy time for us. We park the camper at home and like to help out Bishop at the equipment company. I type stuff & organize tires into giant pyramids. Mr. C. Cow wears a hard hat and randomly yells out construction lingo. Bishop seems grateful for the extra help but doesn’t seem to like it when we try jousting with forklifts.

Because the holiday season is so busy we’ll be taking a short vacation from our postcards.

Oh no! Don’t cry! Postcards will resume on schedule Tuesday January 3rd 2017.

Gives us time to do the whole tinsel present thing and buy postcard stamps.

Happy Holidays Everyone! May your days be merry and bright!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

P.S. – We might go to a New Years Eve party this year. If we do we’ll be sure to share pictures!

Posted in News

Achooooo

I have been really sick for the past week and we haven’t been able to travel around as much. Mr. C. Cow pulled the camper into our home yesterday, parked it, and made me get right into bed. He even made me vegetarian noodle soup. While I was sleeping he called a chef friend of his over and they are currently figuring out how to bake pies.  I’m glad I have someone to take care of me!

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Mr. C. Cow & Friend Making Food

Being sick really stinks and I am hoping that I am back on my feet soon so we can get back on the road. Till then I’m going to be taking it easy for a few days. Hope to be back to our normal postcards next week!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

I’m actually sick and hoping to be back on my feet by next week! Don’t worry! We won’t miss a postcard!

Posted in News, Real Life

Vincent Van Moo

Today we got a WONDERFUL letter from Mr. C. Cow’s cousin “Cowabunga”. He’s been a avid reader of our postcards since the beginning. He sent us a few pictures of his artwork.

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Here we can see Mr. C. Cow and the camper stopped at some lovely flowers. Cowabunga informed us that he thought we would stop at flowers because we would use them to decorate the camper. (Note To Self: Get a nice flower vase so we don’t have to keep putting flowers in old jars of peanut butter.)

My favorite part of this drawing he sent us has to be of Mr. C. Cow himself. I’ve never seen a happier cow holding a flower!

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Because Cowabunga wanted to be a part of this post he sent us a great selfie. I wonder if he has a  special selfie stick to use when you have hoofs. If not then someone should invent one. Although, you might not make too much money as I’ve never met a cow that didn’t try to pay for something with cud.

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Cowabunga did send us the original drawing so we hung it up on our little camper fridge. Mr. C. Cow used his flower shaped magnet he got at a park we visited to match the flowers in the drawing. We send a big THANK YOU to for sending us the drawing as well as the photos. We’re really going to have to visit Mr. C. Cow’s cousin sometime.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

If you would like to send us a picture of any drawings you have depicting our adventures on the road you can send them to tipsycerulean@gmail.com!

Posted in News

Born And Raised

Mr. C. Cow and I wanted to announce a few of really cool things we plan on adding to our postcards in the next few months. 

  • Real life travel photos of Mr. C. Cow and myself as we travel around.
  • Exciting audio stories at some point
  • Drawings/Artwork/Crafty Stuff starring Mr. C. Cow and myself
  • News: Updates, changes, or any upcoming special events we might have going on!
  • Answering your questions: If you have a question let us know and we will answer them!
  • Fan Art Work! Send us your artwork if you want us to put it up.
  • Plus a bunch of wild and crazy things.

I’m really excited to get to all of these new things at some point in time. Our first real life travel photo will be the next postcard we post!

We did get a question the other day! Pieni The Cake Fox (You can check out her blog HERE) asked us:

“What does Mr. C. Cow’s drivers license look like?”

Good question! It, actually, only took him one try on his drivers test to get his license. I am assuming that Mooginia (Where he got his license) is very understanding of the difficulty one might have while driving a vehicle with hoofs. He is very proud of his license photo but wishes he would have smiled at bit more.

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As you can see it doesn’t say what his first name is because he likes to keep people guessing. Amazingly enough we’ve only had one person ask us where “Mooginia” is and we’ve had to tell them it borders “West Mooginia” and “North Bovinlina”.

Thank you for the question Pie! We hope that you guys will enjoy a few of the new things we plan on adding and find them to be as amusing as our postcards!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

 

Posted in News

Have Cow Will Travel

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I am not traveling alone on the open road. Some people travel with their dogs to keep them company. Others might travel with a person, a rock, or the little voices in their head. I’m traveling with Mr. C. Cow. He’s the best traveling companion to have as he loves to go anywhere, is camper trained, and makes the best tofu stir fry. There is a slight issue with trying to pass off licking a plate as a clean dish. We’re working on it.

We’ve stopped early for the day so we can look at a few maps to figure out where we might go next. Mr. C. Cow says we should just go wherever the road takes us. Then he ate the maps. I have to agree. Sometimes the best travel plans are no plans at all

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Location: Sandbox (G)

This is a premium account Linden sandbox for premium account holders only. Great place to park the camper when taking cow pictures. Friends don’t let friends cow selfie and drive.