Posted in Tourist Attraction

Raised Eyebrow Crunches

Mr. C. Cow ate one too many bags of gummy bears the other day and was unable to fit into his sunglasses. I’m not sure how gummy bears made his glasses “too tight” but he swears he gained a little weight in the eye area. I think they look exactly the same as the did before he binge ate gummies.

Do to this eye area weight gain, Mr. C. has decided to get a gym membership and start “pumping iron”. To mentally prepare himself for this endeavor, he went shopping and bought a pair of gym shorts, a headband, and a tank top that said “Gym Rat”. I thought it should say “Gym Cow” but the store didn’t seem to carry that shirt. To support him in his eye area weight loss program, I bought a workout outfit and some sensible gym shoes. Friends should support friends (even if they think their “eye weight area” looks fine.)

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Hope no one stubs their toes!

I’m afraid to say that they gym intimidates me. All of these individuals using the word “deadlift” had me scared that they were going to start bench pressing corpses. (Ewww!!!) When asked about my “quads” I was so freaked out that I thought I had left mine at home. Was I suppose to bring them with me? Where do I buy quads because I don’t think I have any.

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I’m just gonna hide behind the water cooler.

Mr. C. Cow started out doing a few chin ups followed by “raised eyebrow crunches”. That just involved him moving his eyebrows up and down a lot while yelling “Feel the burn!!!”. I tried to do a bit of weight lifting with these giant metal things but my arm felt like it was going to fall off. Have you ever seen a short otter with giant arm muscles? Neither have I.

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Buff Otter Muscles Go!

I’m glad that Mr. C. Cow is thinking healthier and wanting to work out. I do think that his “eye weight area” looks fine. Be it a short otter with weeny arms or cow with buff eyebrows (those crunches work!) be confident in you. If he wants to continue going to the gym for healthy reasons then good for him! I’m proud! I’ll just stick to hiking and power walking.

I think that we all get a little critical of our looks sometimes. We are our own worst critics after all. Mr. C. now realizes that his eye area is fine. He’s fine just the way he is and shouldn’t work out just because he feels he has to. Now Mr. C. Cow works out to stay healthy. We’re all beautiful not matter what size or shape we are!

“Tipsy” Cerulean

All photos taken (by me) in Second Life

Second Life Location: Hampted Gym (M)

 

Posted in Nature, Real Life

Duck Hat

Mr. C. Cow and I went for a long hike the other day. It was beautiful out but really windy. Mr. C. had thought it a good idea to wear a hat to protect his head. It was bright yellow with ducks all over it. He was very proud of his hat but it kept “quacking” me up. (Get it…Get it…Mr. C. Cow didn’t get it…) The hat was a good idea but with the wind gusts it kept blowing off. I think we spent most of our time chasing after it. I tried to take a postcard picture of him wearing his hat but it blew off every time I snapped the photo.

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Sorry I Couldn’t Get A Picture Of The Hat!

We’re still traveling on our way to help Bishop out with this new business idea. (Mentioned it in our last postcard to you all BUT it’s still too early to tell you about it. Don’t want to spoil the surprise!) With all of the driving to try and get back home to help we needed a break. Stretch our legs (hoofs…fin flipper things…whatever). Take advantage of the sun shining. Chase after a hat fifty gazillion times.

I shouldn’t giggle at Mr. C. Cow’s duck hat. If he likes it he should wear it! Be who you are!  I’m proud of Mr. C. because he does exactly that. Sometimes it’s a fedora and other times its a Santa Hat in the middle of June. We could all learn a lesson from his awesomeness! Maybe I’ll make his day and buy a chicken hat to wear when he wears his duck one.

Friends Of A Feather Stick Together You Know! (He did get that joke!!)

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Photo taken somewhere in Virginia. We were extremely lucky and did not get any of the snow the East Coast got this past week. All we’ve had is rain and LOTS of wind. To everyone dealing with the bad weather, freezing conditions, and mounds of snow we hope that you all stay safe!