Posted in Gas Station/Garage, Tourist Attraction

Check Engine Light

This evening I taught Mr. C. Cow a little bit about auto maintenance when we stopped for Dinner. I had to explain that a jack is not used to lift various things like a picnic table or a box of crackers. Unless the crackers have a flat tire.

Chez Duan1

Here are a few phrases I never thought I would ever say but did while explaining all of this to Mr. C. Cow:

“Don’t put that that in your mouth! It’s covered in motor oil!”

“No. Cows do not have to change their personal spark plugs. Cows DO NOT HAVE spark plugs!”

“I don’t think that a cow has ACTUALLY jumped over the moon. What does this have to do with auto care?”

“We DO NOT test if the engine is cool with our tongue!”

I don’t EVEN want to get into the whole “dip stick” conversation. I love Mr. C. Cow but sometimes he can be trying.

Garage Chez Duane 2

Your Friend,
“Tipsy” Cerulean

Location: Garage “Chez Duan” (M)

Posted in Gas Station/Garage

Follow Pump Instructions


Driving a camper takes a lot of gas. It’s kinda hard to judge exactly when I’m almost out as the gas gage never seems to move. It’s almost like it’s just painted on.

Getting gas was slightly confusing today as I wasn’t exactly sure what “LOL”, “OMG”, and “WTF” were in terms of money. To be on the safe side I decided to go with plus gas for “OMG”. Weirdly enough I swiped my credit card and pumped the gas but the money amount never moved off of zero. It was almost like the amount was just painted on the gas pump.

Now that we are filled up (I think) it’s time to find a cool roadside attraction to hit up.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Location: Poulco Gas Station (G)