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Mapped Out


Remember how we recently stopped early and Mr. C. Cow ate all of our maps? It seemed like a good idea at the time. A good idea till we somehow drove off the road, onto a passing ship, and ended up on a small island in the middle of nowhere. In the dark. Lucky for us there was a map of the area on the docks. Mr. C. Cow found this to be very “a-moo-sing”. I found this to be a slight problem as we were on a small island with no roads in a large RV.

I started to have some sort of weird deserted island feeling and  informed the cow that we needed coconuts. We could make them into working radios. Mr. C Cow kept saying we needed to put a lime in a coconut for some odd reason.  Maybe we should stop panicking and study that giant map in front of us. 

After we discovered where we were a boat came by and we were able to get back on the road. I think we might take turns sleeping and driving tonight so we cover some ground. Driving at night is peaceful. No one on the road with you. The stars in the sky. A cow in the passenger seat that has a thing for singing songs about barnyards. I’m glad he ate our maps. Life would be pretty dull if we had them.

“Tipsy” Cerulean

Location: Enchanted Adventures Theme Park (G)